Flower Poaching from my mom's house. She has a gorgeous peony bush in the front of her house. Though she's great at outdoor gardening, she isn't the kind of person who holds a lot of stock in indoor plants or indoor flowers, so I just help myself to her garden flowers. I think she wishes that I lived with her but I tell her all the time they would all hate it so much. I'd be rearranging the entire house and stealing all the flowers on the reg.