I'm no poet but on National Croissant Day, a religious holiday for me, I'll try for you.
Croissants are my jam.
Golden, crispy, buttery goodness
Flakes in my hair all day
My favorite breakfast; my only faith; my one expertise:
Croissants with jam.
Croissants with ham.
Croissants on the floor.
Croissants as soon as I walk through the door.
Plain and sweet,
Hot and neat
But I'll never use a fake french accent to emphasize the roi
I'm not that authentic.